Thursday, March 08, 2007

A scene from my screenplay

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[JAY, our hero, stares at his shoes, covered in an icky brown fluid. He looks sadly at the sewer line outside his house, which is gurgling and emitting a foul odor.]
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SEWER LINE: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
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JAY: You took the f***ing jam outta my doughnut, Sewer Line. You did.
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That's all I have so far... Anyone want to buy the rights?

PS: My shoes stink.

1 comment:

edluv said...

yuck. sell your house before it falls in the sinkhole.