Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Oh good grief!

You know what I want for lunch today? A burger. But not just any burger. I want one where the hot side stays hot, and the cool side stays cool. Until the very second I want them to mingle. And you know what else I want? I want it all to be packaged in extruded polystyrene that will take a hundred years to decompose!

Oh yeah, and I want my latex salesman to shill it in a sharks-and-jets-style dance number!


Man, I am in heaven!


Hmm... what else?...

I like kites, but... uh...

Just read this article.

5 comments:

edluv said...

hey, the 1980's called. they said "who...cares." or something like that. the reception on my 9lb cellular telephone is incredibly bad.

Monticore said...

Wow that's some crazy kite flying

Adam said...

I can't confirm it right now, but I'm pretty sure I've read that fast food styrofoam (a la McDondald's) actually decomposed quite quickly in landfills. It's the chemicals that it releases when it does so that people were/are worried about.

Scott & Malisa Johnson said...

Jason Alexander with hair . . . WOW . . . and he sings. I miss the 80's.

I had hair too ; (

Scott

Anonymous said...

That is a crazy festival. I like me some festivals, in fact love them, but this one I think I'm going to have to pass on. I guess everyone will do something for a win.