I freaking knew it.
Making a joke out of this does not hide the truth that we are creating our own destruction. The Large Hadron Collider will destroy this planet and then migrate through space, destroying every other life-bearing M-class planet. Oh, and it will be populated by little triangle guys that jabber like turkeys, and bigger dudes that shoot purple glass icicles at you.
Vision of the future:
Good thing it's offline and will be for a few months. I can work on trading in the hybrid for a Warthog.
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