Friday, October 20, 2006

If you are not for us...

...then you are for the stingrays.





This is the battle of our generation. Remember, they struck first. Some thought the human counter-offensive against the stingrays was brutal and unnecessary, but it's only obvious now that we should have hit them harder and wiped them out completely.

Now they are bolder, they are striking us where we vacation and we are embroiled in a quagmire that stretches to global proportions and takes the battle between us and them to an intercontinental level.


How many times do I have to tell you?

The only solution is to boil the oceans.

6 comments:

Adam said...

So, you're saying you feel strongly about this?

Unknown said...

I'm just saying that it's us or them.

Anonymous said...

let's get those water loving jerks.

i saw someone try and justify it by saying that the rays were pissed because we named a terrible baseball franchise after them. that doesn't cut it. death to them all!!!!!!!!!

boil the ocean! i don't care how much oil we have to burn, air we have to pollute, whatever. get it done. maybe we need to sick north korea on 'em.


(umm, the word ver is cuprhur. yes, jay is a cupper her)

ed

no!!!!it didn't work, now i've got new word ver. txgou very much

edluv said...

i love your tags on this one. i've got to be more creative on mine. or, keep it real. i can't decide.

Monticore said...

Well what about black widows. I think they should be next. They scare the b-jesus out of me. Plus they bit Mrs. Puds a few years ago

Unknown said...

I might be able to get on board with a global effort to eradicate ewwy krawlers (GET-EEK).

Included beasties: stingrays, black widows, becky's cucarachas, llamas, and talk radio hosts