| Pabst Blue Ribbon (33% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 100% genuine) |
 Oh, Pabst, beer of barbeques, beer of youth, beer of liberty! In my care-free days, Pabst was my drink of choice. I made most of my best friends over cans of this stuff and made many of my first kisses with it on my lips (and breath...uhg). Yeah, Pabst doesn't exactly have the most refined taste going, and my guess is the same can be said for you. I'm not saying you or Pabst is anything short of awesome. Just that you both appreciate a good dirty joke. (Can a beer be said to appreciate a joke? You know what I mean.) You have an outgoing personality. You like a good time, and you often create one just by being around. But unlike many popular people, there's a lot of substance to you: you scored quite highly on the "genuine" part of the test. Pabst is for real fun, not for company-sponsored, after-work "socials"! See Budweiser Select for that. Anyhow, nostalgia dictates that I congratulate you on your score on this test. Cheers! |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
6 comments:
So, I'm confused. If it's 33% dark & bitter, 66% working class, and 100% genuine, are they saying that the beer is 199%? Or are they saying that 33 plus 66 equals 100? I think whoever came up with that add campaign was drinking the PBR well before they started.
Math is different for alcohol. Like how 200 proof is 100% hooch.
Ours is not to wonder why.
Ours is just to try bud dry.
how did you like 'survivor' (the book, nit the show, couldnt care less about the show)?
he has a couple of other good ones. but i like that you were reading in on a plane. seems to fit.
I liked it a lot. I finished the book on the plane. That was the best flight ever- I just checked into the book and a few hours later we landed. Anyway, the book was fun. A nice little send-up of celebrity and bubble-gum religion. I watched Fight Club two nights ago and I couldn't tell how "Fertility" was any different from "Marla" from Fight Club. I am going to have to read his other books to see if he always uses a tangential relationship with a woman to make the main character three-dimensional.
read choke or lullaby. both good.
I read some of the travel-guide one. I forget what it was called or what it was about... that's a bad comment.
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